Maybelline The Colossal Chaotic Lash Mascara ($5.89 at Bed, Bath & Beyond) is brand new in stores this month and is supposed to make your lashes into "a perfectly sexy mess". Hmm...let's take a look.
Ok, is it just me, or are the model's lashes in this ad completely unappealing? They're like, very Tammy Faye Bakker, right? I was always taught to comb through and separate my lashes to avoid the clumpy, spidery look so it's interesting that this is now a trend. Maybe I'm just getting old, but I'm not digging it.
According to the package instructions you're supposed to apply this the regular way first by holding the brush horizontally and sweeping it up through your lashes, and then turning it vertically and sweeping the brush side to side to "disorganize" your lashes. The tip of the brush is bent to make this process easier, but it's all a bit gimmicky to me because I feel like you can do this with any old mascara wand (I just choose not to!).The tube reminds me of the Lash Sensational tube except it's bright yellow instead of pink.
The brush is a typical mascara wand (not the rubbery kind, but the regular type) that has a very slight bend at the tip. This is what Maybelline is calling the "teaser brush".
Here are my before and afters...I actually tried messing up my lashes with the brush as instructed but all I got were clumps and I couldn't stand it. So I combed them through again using the wand horizontally and was able to get nice separation and some decent volume and length, but nothing to write home about.
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